– Do you speak English?
– Abdul al-Rhazib.
– Three to five times per week.
-No, no…I mean male or female?
-Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general.
– But isn’t that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no! Deer runs too fast…